December 2009
68 posts
INSIGHTFUL CONVERSATIONS WITH THE FAMJAM
me
grandma wong: ma ma
grandpa wong: ye ye
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Ma ma, why is ye ye taking such a long shit. Aren’t we going to costco?
I don’t know why, he is always sitting on that toilet. Don’t hurry him, otherwise it’ll take even longer.
*runs up to ye ye’s room*
YE YE LAY OU SEE GUM MAAN AH
(YE YE you shit so slowly)
WAI, don’t talk about such wut dut yeh
(HEY, don’t talk about such gross...
INSIGHTFUL CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN THE BROTHER AND I
“you know yesterday when i fell asleep during the homily?”
“yeah what about?”
“when i woke up, i got morning wood and i was like……. oh shit”
“you should have told me so i could have smacked it down.”
**i gotta love the holidays when im reunited with the brother. reunited and it feeeeels so good. (8)
that kid gives me intense LOLs
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Awesome #5: Billiards
pouletmoncoq:
The loveliness of pool; of the ball and cue variety:
It is unbelievable just how chill this sport is.
You can adeptly implement those math skills you thought you were never going to use. Demonstrated through trigonometric angled shots and english shots.
There are no age/gender/cultural etc restrictions to play. Well it could be quite difficult if you were blind, but..
The...
VANCOUVER LOVE
thank you for keeping me distracted.
i love this city.
AHHH! 18!
ONE WEEK UNTIL I TURN 18.
goodness im ‘old’
4am insight.
i guess the point is.
i should enjoy being 17 while i still am.
making edward cullen the tool and i the same age.
just kidding.
oh goodness
i somehow attract the weirdest attention, from the strangest people
take yesterday for example,
the buddies and i went to ginger beef, this white-chinese restaurant for their lunch buffet.
in came a couple of truckers, and this 20 something year old emo guy with thick liner, a faux hawk, piercings complete
he sits, and his trucker buddies go to the buffet line. at first i didnt think much...
Fact #31: If you don't risk anything, you risk...
sureee:
(via fckyouverymuch)
HOMG
WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME TO BREAK MY PROMISE.
WHY DID YOU TEXT ME? WHY?
I just realized that being 17 makes me legal to...
nothingbuttime:
Thank you, AverageWizard.
375. YOU GOTTA RISK IT TO GET THE BISCUIT.
mcfearless:
redhotredhot:
dorkvader:
eenability:
(via gotwisdom)
Catherine the First of Russia, made a rule that no...
nothingbuttime:
Truefax. This girl knew how to party.
(via)
TAKE NOTES FUCKING CALGARY.
instead of getting drunk at 5pm.
baloney.
LIST 1 (this is hurr' so i can remember all the...
-leather jacket from aritzia 525
-the vancouver shirt from aritzia
-vans slipons 2.0
-duffel coat at zara’s
-acid leggings
-leather sling
-tights
-suh weeeet pair of nike hightops
And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which Im dying...
– Gary Jules, Mad World